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Pronouns - He/They


         Age -  23

     Height -  5'6

          Sun - Gemini


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Crippled twink with a rat tail mullet and dry earwax. Raised with unsupervised access to the internet starting at the young age of 6 looking up secrets about wii sports and sonic vs mario fight animations. Cursed with the fixation of gymnastics and skateboarding despite my unknown knee problems at the time. 


bestowed with a childhood obsession with Sonic the hedgehog that is here for life. I love collecting the old Archie sonic comics alongside the new idw run!My main passion is music as I've been playing guitar and other various instruments since I was 9 and started composing original music halfway through 2018. Collector of clowns after I found a doll at value village that spoke to me. Upon bringing it home my mom was outraged and wanted me to dispose of it. What started as spite spiraled into a lifelong interest that has shaped my aesthetics, collecting itch and digital presence.

I have been creating youtube videos since 2011 although sadly most of my old videos are long gone as I mass deleted over 100+ videos in middle school instead of just privating them like I should have. Going from Wipeout videos messing around with my mom's old digital camera with friends to stacking up dvds and books to film my tv and make machinima/lets play videos of halo 3, minecraft and call of duty. Also had a brief period where I was making toy videos in the style of [OLD] Super Mario Logan and Sonicsong182 + Arby and the chief but they are long gone now:( The earliest video on my page currently is an old goanimate video titled the embarrassed bodyguard. Around 2015 I shifted my channel to skateboarding videos as that became my main passion overtaking videogames for a good period until I would injure my knee and return to my roots.

I began this website as a way to escape my doom scrolling habits after having the realization that instagram in particular had become a daily part of my life for more than a decade starting out as a fairly young kid. I had grown so tired of algorithms like a lot of people on neocities and missed the days of truly surfing the web. I was diagnosed with Tendinitis which was a really bad time to get fixated on website coding lol
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