SLAYERS X: TA: VOTS

Sophia's review: "I liked the theme and the gameplay seemed fun but the dialogue got repetitive and some of the enemies were like fuck ass too hard you know? Hard game." 8/10

Coltan's review: "The full title is SLAYERS X: TERMINAL AFTERMATH: VENGANCE OF THE SLAYER. With that said I found this game more charming with its jokes and references to hypnospace than I did for the raw gameplay but it felt very reminiscent of the old doom clones of the 90's. The 14 year old angst of ZANE_ROCKS_14 carries the game with the jank 3d animation and story that reads as it was written by an edgy middle schooler. The most fun I had was finding all of the secrets in each level that encouraged me to explore every nook and cranny. My fav secret was near the beginning when you meet the rat king." 6.5/10

Post Void

Sophia's review: "I think I was awake for a total of 3 minutes. Doesn't look like a game I'd play and colours hurt my eyes." 5/10

Coltan's Review: "Post void is a short and sweet FPS roguelike that is often compared to Hotline miami for its visuals? In Post void you carry this skull in your hand that works as your life force. With each passing second your health depletes and if you get hurt your health depletes. Solution? Run through the level as fast as possible taking out enemies as efficiently as possible. At the end of each level you are given 3 powerups to choose from that randomize each level but there aren't too many options. Out of the 9 or so options you can get a shotgun, a knife, or slow down enemy bullets for example. I beat the game in one sitting and occasionally throw it on to show friends before they ask me to turn it off because it hurts their eyes. For the price it was well worth it:)" 7/10

Postal 2

Sophia's review "Eight out of ten for fun but zero out of ten for the racism wait I didn't enjoy the racism. Aside from that I had lots of fun. I do not excuse racism but I also think travelling wasn't well done because the map was hard to navigate." 8/10

Coltan's review: "One of those games I never found myself playing on my own but with a friend on call I found myself having fun. Like Sophia's review states this game reeks of post 9/11 rhetoric from the early 2000's which was sadly kind of expected from a title like this. Regardless the sandbox nature of this game was enjoyable with some goofy moments like peeing on people or getting the chance to meet Gary Coleman at the mall. My favourite aspect of the game that we didn't get into this playthrough was how you can play as a pacifist. ALmost everything is a choice. " 5/10

Donut County

Sophia's review: "It was fun and cute but it loses a couple of points for the cringe dialogue. It made me cringe! I'm sorry to all the millennials who thought it was quirky and cute" 8/10

Coltan's review: "Played through the game back in 2021 on a shitty laptop in a rundown motel and enjoyed the short indie experience that didn't overstay its welcome. The dialogue isn't 100% my thing but I found it quite charming and the puzzle aspect felt fun without being difficult. Getting my now gf to play it she blasted through and it was fun watching her figure things out. She skipped most of the dialogue so it was a much faster experience than mine. I would happily show this game to more friends" 7/10

Class of 09

Sophia's review: "It was really funny but got repetitive. Not super memorable" 6/10

Coltan's review: "Honestly I had a blast with this game espeically going in blind. This game tends to be on the edgier side in regards to its humour but when it's funny IT'S FUNNY. My favourite moment is when our protagonist Nicole convinces this dude named Kylar that if he films himself destroying the photo lab he's invited to this pool party. Later on we are accused of destroying the photo lab and while in the principals office Kylar comes back in to show us and the principal the video. I think about this scene fairly often. click the photo for a youtube link lol" 8/10

Portal 2 CO-OP

Sophia's review "I give it a nine out of ten. It was a lot of fun but it was too easy for me. My counterpart was disobedient, that also removes a number grade." 8/10

Coltan's review: "Despite injuring my wrist playing together after weeks of ignoring the pain I had so much fun playing a co op game like this together. There was one puzzle where we over complicated things and looked up a tutorial only to feel like 2 bimbos after seeing how easy it was. We spent way too much time inbetween test chambers playing rock paper scissors screaming at each other. I love the portal games so much and having someone to play together made it that more memorable." 10/10