Coltan's review: "Yet another Rogue lite title that I absolutely adored while I played through it. After getting the main ending I haven't come back in a hot minute except to put other friends onto it because it's an easy title to hop on and play a round. I've never been too interested in Greek mythology but this game alongside their characterizations made me enjoy the mythos. I loved the concept of a story driven title in the flesh of a rogue like. This much yapping and I haven't even talked about the gameplay. Top down dungeon crawler with simple to pick up controls containing a light, heavy and magic attacks with a dodge button and a plethora of items and synergies to play with. If there's anything that this genre has taught me it's that taking the more difficult path leads to greater outcomes in the future. 8.5/10

Coltan's Review: "Played this game during the height of my 3d platformer phase when I was hungry for anything and for what it was I had a decent time. The music was pretty cute but nothing too memorable looking back on it. Pretty tight controls and felt fun enough for trying to play through each level as fast as possible which Sophia could not stand while watching me. She wanted me to run through the gates but most of the time it made me much slower when I was trying to find shortcuts. I can't remember the last time I played it but I had a good enough time to warrant a first time playthrough but nothing to bring me back." 6/10

Coltan's review: "Temu Celeste. We have Celeste at home. Hey can I copy your homework? Yeah sure just change it up a little. Clunky controls and felt like a drag to get through. I'm just glad I didn't spend money on it." 2/10

Coltan's review: "Dad I need more money so I can get hot. This game was another trip down memory lane playing inappropriate flash games on the family computer in the basement hoping my parents don't hear. Probably the hardest I laughed on stream with my gf over discord. Game mostly revolves around doing mini games working out to increase your sex appeal so you can slowly bang all the gym babes climbing the social ladder. We lost it laughing everytime we had to call our dad in game begging for more money to buy clothes, steroids or spray tans." 9.5/10

Coltan's review: "I can sometimes hear the gem collecting sounds in my sleep. For how simple the game looks and feels it is so addictive! I got this game for 80 cents and put in over 80+ hours in. Another rogue lite that I can hop on for a round that lasts 15-30 minutes depending on my schedule. I did burn myself out on this game after I found strategies that were more powerful if I sat still and idled which was cool to find but not as cool knowing I'm handicapping myself. This game was great after I got diagnosed with CTS in one wrist since this game only requires a single analogue stick. ALl of your character's moves are set on a timer which sounds almost too simple but adds depth in how you strafe and build your item combos. Well worth the money and time" 8/10

Coltan's review: "I have a whole shrine dedicated to this game so you can already guess the score. If you would like to check my shrine out you can click on the skyrim image beside me. I will probably play this game until I'm in my 90's curating a new mod list trying out new quests and world spaces. We were so attached to our character's SWER (South Western Egg Rolls) and Rustyn 'UTZ that we held a funeral at a nearby park after I got a new pc and lost my load order:( All of the great memories travelling through Falskaar and Elsweyr in our journey R.I.P" 10/10